I once heard this story, might’ve been sent through the usual film festival, film school, and etc. telephone lines. Natalie Portman forced a meet & greet with Tupac when she was a really little kid. Not his favorite person. A story that wasn’t true according to Natalie Portman was that Moby said they were dating.Continue reading “Chapter 6: Natalie, Moby, Machivelli, and “Homeland””
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Chapter 5: Chuck-e-Cheese & the guillotine
Before there was the film revolution, the 90’s, and in most people’s opinion, the worst revolting generation ever. There’s something I like to call the “Chuck-e-Cheese” experiment. Take 10-12 boys & girls age 3/4, and through them in a ball pit. After 5 minutes you’ll have the answer to the 90’s, child acting, and theContinue reading “Chapter 5: Chuck-e-Cheese & the guillotine”
Chapter 4: pick your poison
The first pick was Oscar, and the last was Ryan. We were living life like a music video. Forever young. Right J. Justified. So we live a life like a videoWhen the sun is always out and you never get oldAnd the champagne’s always coldAnd the music is always goodAnd the pretty girls just happenedContinue reading “Chapter 4: pick your poison”
Chapter 3: The Roosevelt Fields Mall
Lindsay, before Lohan. Loved to hold court at the Long Island, NY mall. Even sometimes in the janitor’s closet for a private conversation. That was around the time Lindsay was making Mean Girls, and after that it was all over. There wasn’t a place where Lyndsay wasn’t recognized. Natalie, Lindsay, Dunst, Leo, Josh Jackson, ReeseContinue reading “Chapter 3: The Roosevelt Fields Mall”
Chapter 2: 2 Knights, a Queen, and 2 pawns
Knights D & D, pawns Jamie & Chelsea, and Queen Nat. It started when they brought in Nat to work in the mess hall with D & D. Then they brought in Jamie, and Chelsea because of Queen Nat. With that. Queen Nat completed an OZ tv show style prison overthrow of the mess hall.Continue reading “Chapter 2: 2 Knights, a Queen, and 2 pawns”
Chapter 1: The kids in the hall/camp
It was like picking baby names, or a selection in any major sport’s amateur player draft. They were not just all there. Every single one of them were selected specifically, for all different reasons. Like characters on a tv show, or a comedian on Saturday Night Live.
“Natalie, Lindsay, and the film school revolution: The pseudo real story of mayhem“ by Peter Biskind Jr.
Introduction: UT, Harvard film archives, USC, and Long Island. The rumor. They all heard the story or were there. The final showdown @ the Suffolk county film commission on Long Island, after “The Professional,” but before liftoff. No one was left behind after that day. Bergman said it. Puppet, or puppeteer. With Natalie. Lindsay wasn’tContinue reading ““Natalie, Lindsay, and the film school revolution: The pseudo real story of mayhem“ by Peter Biskind Jr.”
For a day of happiness
One night, one day, the day before (7/1/89), she said let’s do it. Cool. Let’s screw around, but I just have to finishing writing this paper first. But that’s not it. Huh. We marry. I wanna marry you today. Or tomorrow. I don’t think churches are open still. So tomorrow, ok. Ok. You kidding. Yeah,Continue reading “For a day of happiness”
An unjust accusation
January 9, 2009. Dear Mr. Nathan Berneman, I am writing to you in regards to a letter that I received alittle while ago; that I believe is totally unjust. In the mail oneday, I received a letter stating that I was banned from every piece ofAcademy of Art property. I doContinue reading “An unjust accusation”
The birth of St. Patrick
I once knew a girl. Her nickname’s Sunflower. Cute, sweet, but I didn’t have signature, so I couldn’t say, The sad truth. It always reverted to them. I had no truth, remember. They have signature. Reverting of decision is not mine. Thus said to me, with signature said within & through me. So they consecratedContinue reading “The birth of St. Patrick”